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This joke is from the collection
of PJs that I get mostly by forwarded mails or word
of mouth. Many of the PJs have Indian specific orientation,
and some of them are in Hindi.
Due to the nature of the PJ
there is always a context in which it can be enjoyed.
For the rest of us who are not in the right context
there is a translation and context section below
the joke. Who have missed the fun part do read that
section for additional information.
Note: Hindi
text is in blue like this line.
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Abhi bole to kya hota hai na: Julie
aur sulie do ben log rehta hai,
ben log maane judwaa. Lekin dono
main fark bole to solid.
Julie ekdum maal item, jhakaas aur
sulie ekdum halki re.
To kya hota hai maloom Sulie ko bachpan
se
woh kya bolte hain usko....complex
rehta hai
To julie jo bhi maangti thi na.....sulie
ko woh maangta hich hai.
Julie ko gudiya mila to sulie ko
bhi maangta tha
Julie ko kangan mila to Sulie ko
bhi mangta hai.
Aisa karte karte bees saal beet gaya.
Abhi bole to Julie ke peeche ladka log matlab fultoo fida
aur sulie ko koi dekta hich nahin tha
To na Julie ka shaadi ekdum karodpati
ke saath hota hai.
Aur sulie ek fatichar funtoosh se
shaadi karti hai.
Shaadi ke baad julie Fridge leti
hai baap.
Sulie bhi pati se fridge maangti
hai.
Pati bichara garib.
Lekin biwi ko khush karne ke waaste
woh Fridge khareed leta hai.
Abhi Julie agle mahine Air conditioner
khareed dalti hai.
Sulie bhi jidd karti hai baap.
Bolti: AC nahin liyato khud ko tapka
daloongi.
pati bichara aur aise udhaar leta
hai aur AC khareed leta hai.
Ab Julie car khareedti hai.
Sulie bhi jidd karti hai.
Pati ka khopdi satakta hai lekin
phir bhi saala karega kya
pitaji ka zameen bech dalta hai aur
gaadi khareedta hai.
thode dinon ke baad Julie gaadi bech
ke bus khareedti hai.
Sulie jidd karti hai Abhi pati solid
bhadakta hai baap.
bolta hai "Ae chokri bahut ho gaya tera natak. Abhi
apun tera ek nahin sunega. Apun jaa rahela hai"
To Sulie ko chodke woh chala jaata hai.
Sulie lekin saali haram khor apni
gaadi bechkar Aur paisa market
se uthkar bus khareed leti hai.
To Julie aur sulie apne apne bus
main Ek din picnic ko jaata hai.
Bus ko park karke woh log ghoomne
phirne ko jaata hai.
Wapas aake dekhta hai to saala bus
main steering wheel gaayab, seat gaayab, gear gaayab.
Sulie julie ko dekhti hai aur kuch
to bolti hai Ekdum simple koschan:
Sulie julie ko kya bolti hai??
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Abe soch......
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haar maan gaya kya???
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Accha chal bolich dalta hoon:
NA KUCH TERE BUS MAIN JULIE NA KUCH MERE BUS MAIN.
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