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Ajit Special

A Deadly PJ (Poor Joke)

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This joke is from the collection of PJs that I get mostly by forwarded mails or word of mouth. Many of the PJs have Indian specific orientation, and some of them are in Hindi.

Due to the nature of the PJ there is always a context in which it can be enjoyed. For the rest of us who are not in the right context there is a translation and context section below the joke. Who have missed the fun part do read that section for additional information.

Note: Hindi text is in blue like this line.

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  Ajit Special  

Ek baar Ajit (the fomous don of bollywood) ek building ke fifth floor ki balcony pe khada do logon ki baaten sun raha hota hai...

First Aadmi: (Second aadmi se) Chalo shart lagate hain is fifth floor se neeche koodne ka.
Second Aadmi: Theek hai, shart lagi. pahle tum koodo.

First Aadmi daud ke jaata hai aur neeche kood jata hai. Thodi deer main vo stairs se daurta hua ekdum theek thaak uupar aa jata hai.

First Aadmi: Dekho main to kood ke aa gaya, ab tumhari baari.

Second Aadmi: Theek hai, jab tumhe kuch nahin hua to mujhe bhi kuch nahin hoga.

Ye kah kar Second Aadmi bhi neech kud jata hai. Neeche girte hi vo bichara bhagwaan ko pyara ho jata hai.

Ye sab dekhne ke baad Ajit First Aadmi se kya kahta hai?








Ajit: Superman, tumne ye accha nahin kiya!!!!

  Origin, Context and Translation  



Google Earth (A 3D Earth Browser) Google Desktop (Faster Local Searches)
Picasa (Photo organizer) Google Toolbar for Internet Explorer
Google Photos Screensaver Firefox with Google Toolbar (Secure Web Browser)
Adobe Reader (PDF Reader) Norton Security Scan (Security utility)
Spyware Doctor (Anti-Spyware Utility) Google Talk (Voice and IM application)
Google Video Player RealPlayer (Media player)
GalleryPlayer HD Images Skype (Voice, video and chat)
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  Your Point of View  

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