This joke is from the collection
of PJs that I get mostly by forwarded mails or word
of mouth. Many of the PJs have Indian specific orientation,
and some of them are in Hindi.
Due to the nature of the PJ
there is always a context in which it can be enjoyed.
For the rest of us who are not in the right context
there is a translation and context section below
the joke. Who have missed the fun part do read that
section for additional information.
text is in blue like this line.
~ LOL ~
It happened in NWFP(sarhad) areas. I just read this story.
There was a beautiful girl of some vadera (sardar) of a
qabila, she fell in love with a boy who was an ordinary
poor person. When the people of that qabila came to know
about their love, they did not like it at all. So they began
to protest about it. Now it happened that the two lovers
left their homes for their secure and happy future.
The people of that qabila started searching for the two
lovers but they could not find them. At last, they accepted
their love and asked them in a News Paper to come back.
The people said that if u both come back we will marry u,
we accept that u loved each other truly. So in this way
their love won and the cruelness of the people of qabila
shattered. The boy with that girl went to karachi for shopping
for the wedding. He was wearing white shalwar qameez, he
was crossing the road, a car came and hit him and he died
at the spot. The girl just lost her sense. After a long
time she recovered and accepted that her love has died.
One night she was sleeping in her home with her family.
Her mother saw a dream in which she saw a Buzurg. That Buzurg
ask her mother that there are blood spots on ur daughter's
shirt, wash that blood spots of that guy as soon as possible.
But her mother ignored that dream. Next night her father
saw the same Dream, he also ignored the dream.. Then the
same dream came to that girl on next night, she woke up
and told her mother about that dream. Her mother confused
very much and asked her to wash that clothes on which there
are blood spots of that guy. She washed that spots but some
remained there. Next night she again saw the same dream
she again washed that spots but blood spots didn't wash
out clearly and some remained there but dim.
Next night she again saw the same dream and this time that
Buzurg gave her last warning to wash that spots... otherwise
some thing very bad will be happened with u. This time she
tried her best to wash that spots but her shirt tore up.
Then in the evening of same day when she was alone in her
home, some one knocked the door when she opened the door
she saw that Buzurg at the door. She scared her that much
she fainted there. The Buzurg asked her dear daughter plz
wake up, when she came back in senses that Buzurg gave her
a thing, that girl asked that Buzurg what is this?
The Buzurg replied.....
"Surf Excel Hai Na"
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