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Excavation

A Deadly PJ (Poor Joke)

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This joke is from the collection of PJs that I get mostly by forwarded mails or word of mouth. Many of the PJs have Indian specific orientation, and some of them are in Hindi.

Due to the nature of the PJ there is always a context in which it can be enjoyed. For the rest of us who are not in the right context there is a translation and context section below the joke. Who have missed the fun part do read that section for additional information.

Note: Hindi text is in blue like this line.

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  Excavation  


German scientists dug 50 meters underground and discovered small pieces of copper. After studying these pieces for a long time, Germany announced that the ancient Germans 25,000 years ago had a Nationwide telephone network.

Naturally, the British government was not that easily impressed. They ordered their own scientists to dig even deeper. 100 meters down, they found small pieces of glass, and they soon announced that the ancient Brits 35,000 years ago already had a nationwide fiber network.

American scientists were outraged. They dug 50, 100 and 200 meters underground, but found absolutely nothing.

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The Ancient Americans 55,000 years ago had mobile phones.




  Origin, Context and Translation  

 

 

Google Earth (A 3D Earth Browser) Google Desktop (Faster Local Searches)
Picasa (Photo organizer) Google Toolbar for Internet Explorer
Google Photos Screensaver Firefox with Google Toolbar (Secure Web Browser)
Adobe Reader (PDF Reader) Norton Security Scan (Security utility)
Spyware Doctor (Anti-Spyware Utility) Google Talk (Voice and IM application)
Google Video Player RealPlayer (Media player)
GalleryPlayer HD Images Skype (Voice, video and chat)
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