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This joke is from the collection
of PJs that I get mostly by forwarded mails or word
of mouth. Many of the PJs have Indian specific orientation,
and some of them are in Hindi.
Due to the nature of the PJ
there is always a context in which it can be enjoyed.
For the rest of us who are not in the right context
there is a translation and context section below
the joke. Who have missed the fun part do read that
section for additional information.
Note: Hindi
text is in blue like this line.
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Newton's Method
Let, the lion catch you.
For every action there is equal and opposite reaction.
Implies you caught lion.
Einstein Method
Run in the direction opposite to that of the lion.
Due to higher relative velocity, the lion will also run
faster and will get tired soon. Now you can trap it easily.
Software Engineer Method
Catch a cat and claim that your testing has proven that
its a Lion. If anyone comes back with issues tell that you
will upgrade it to Lion.
Indian Police Method
Catch any animal and interrogate it & torture it to
accept that its a lion.
Rajnikanth Method
Keep warning the lion that u may come and attack anytime.
The lion will live in fear and die soon in fear itself.
Ramarajan Method
Remove the make-up and put it over lion. The lionwill die
notwithstanding that heavy weight.
Jayalalitha Method
Send Police commissioner Muthukaruppan around 2AM and kill
it, while it's sleeping !
Manirathnam Method (director)
Make sure the lion does not get sun light and put the lion
in a dark room with a single candle lighted.
Keep murmuring something in its ears. The lion will be highly
irritated and commit suicide.
Karan Johar Method (director)
Send a lioness into the forest. Our lion and lioness fall
in love with each other. Send another lioness in to the
forest, followed by another lion.
First lion loves the first lioness and the second lion loves
the 2nd lioness. But 2nd lioness loves both lions. Now send
another lioness(third) into the forest.
You don't understand right... ok....read it after 15 yrs,
then also u wont !
Yash Chopra method (director)
Take the lion to Australia or US.. and kill it in a good
scenic location.
Govinda method
Continuously dance before the lion for 5 or 6 days.
Menaka Gandhi method
save the lion from a danger and feed him with some vegetables
continuously.
George Bush method
Link the lion with Osama bin laden and shoot him!!!
Ravi Shastri method
Ask the lion to bowl at u. U bat for 200 balls and score
1 run
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Google Desktop
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| Picasa (Photo
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Google Toolbar
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| Google Photos
Screensaver |
Firefox with Google
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| Adobe Reader (PDF
Reader) |
Norton Security
Scan (Security utility) |
| Spyware Doctor
(Anti-Spyware Utility) |
Google Talk (Voice
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| Google Video Player
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| GalleryPlayer
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