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Bhagvan Ram

A Deadly PJ (Poor Joke)

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This joke is from the collection of PJs that I get mostly by forwarded mails or word of mouth. Many of the PJs have Indian specific orientation, and some of them are in Hindi.

Due to the nature of the PJ there is always a context in which it can be enjoyed. For the rest of us who are not in the right context there is a translation and context section below the joke. Who have missed the fun part do read that section for additional information.

Note: Hindi text is in blue like this line.

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  Bhagvan Ram  


Ek baar ek vyakti ki patni kho jati hai. Bahut dhoondhta hai per kahin nahin milti. To vo rota rota ja raha hota hai ki use bhagvan Ram ka mandir dikhta hai. Vo rote rote Ramji se apna dukhada kahta hai. Aur bahut deer tak prathana karta rahta hai.

Thodi der baad bhagvan Ram ki aawaz aati hai.

"Vats ro mat. Tu mandir se nikal aur seedhe sadak per chal. Doosre mod se mud jana aur thodi hi door per thujhe peepal ka ped milega. Tu vahan ja"

Aadmi bada khush hota hai aur Ramji se poochta hai. "Bhagwaan vahan mujhe meri patni mil jayegi?"

Ramji ka javaab aata hai....

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"Nahin, per vahan Hanumaanji ka Mandir hai milega. Jab meri patni kho gayi thi to vahi doondh kar layethe...."


  Origin, Context and Translation  

 

 

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Google Video Player RealPlayer (Media player)
GalleryPlayer HD Images Skype (Voice, video and chat)
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