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Hathi

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This joke is from the collection of PJs that I get mostly by forwarded mails or word of mouth. Many of the PJs have Indian specific orientation, and some of them are in Hindi.

Due to the nature of the PJ there is always a context in which it can be enjoyed. For the rest of us who are not in the right context there is a translation and context section below the joke. Who have missed the fun part do read that section for additional information.

Note: Hindi text is in blue like this line.

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  Hathi  

How wud u kill a blue hathi....?
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with a blue bandook.......

now, how wud u kill a lal hathi??..
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First u will give him poison....n then he will become blue.....then u will kill him with the blue bandook.....

Now,how wud u kill a yellow hathi?
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First u will make him angry so that he becomes red...then u will give him posion ....so that he'll now be blue....n now u will killl him with the blue bandook....

Now, how wud kill a green hathi???(worst one)....
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u will make him sick so that he catches jaundice n turns yellow....n then make him angry so that he turns red....n again yes u guessed it right....poison him....he turns blue...n then shoot him with the blue bandook.......

Now.....How wud u kill a purple hathi????
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think think......
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pagal ho gaye ho kya.....purple hathi kabhi dekha hai kya????


  Origin, Context and Translation  

Hathi = Elephant
Bandook = Gun

 

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