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This joke is from the collection
of PJs that I get mostly by forwarded mails or word
of mouth. Many of the PJs have Indian specific orientation,
and some of them are in Hindi.
Due to the nature of the PJ
there is always a context in which it can be enjoyed.
For the rest of us who are not in the right context
there is a translation and context section below
the joke. Who have missed the fun part do read that
section for additional information.
Note: Hindi
text is in blue like this line.
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Q) How do u place a camel in a fridge in three steps?
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1. Open the fridge
2. Keep the camel inside it
3. Close the fridge
Next one
How do u place an elephant in the fridge in 4 steps??
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1. Open fridge
2. Take the camel out
3. Place the elephant inside
4. Close the door
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There was a jungle meeting. all the animals were required
to report. all of them turned out, except one. Who was it
and why??
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The elephant... u put it in the refrigerator, remember ???
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Now u have to cross a river which is inhabited by deadly
crocodiles...but any way u have to cross that river ...how
will u cross that ?
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it simple ...as all animals are attending the meeting ...so
no crocodiles are there... so u can cross easily...
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Okay! In the jungle meeting where all the animals reported,
they were
welcomed with gutkha.....only one animal requested for a
particular brand.
which animal and which brand?
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Ans: the animal is giraffe and he opted for "Manikchand"
(Unche log Unchi Pasand !!!)
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King lion goes on a search to find elephant and has
absolutely no problem in locatin this elephant......why??
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becoz our elephant kept his footwear outside the fridge.
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suppose u need 2 transport all the things in ur house
4 relocating..
suppose u go by aircraft ...
it is losing height and pilot asks u throw something away
to reduce load...
what is the thing u will throw away to reduce the load??
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the elephant in the fridge!!!!!!!!
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two persons r talkin by the swimming pool...one says
he wont swim bcoz he is
afraid of dying bcoz of drowning.....the other one says
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afraid..i'll show u how 2 swim and he dives in the pool
n starts swimming....
suddenly, the man outside the pool dies...
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Guess why????????
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The elephant falls on him.......
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ok enough time pass, one final Q!!
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Ek haathi agar swimming pool mein
gir gaya to kaise bahar nikalega???????
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think
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think....
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Geela ho ke Nikalega......
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